In the spirit of Christmas and Flying Spaghetti Monsters everywhere, I present this wonderful list of Festive Shit on eBay:

• Jesus Miracle Eyes Polystone, in which a simple optical illusion becomes a miracle
• The Jesus Deck, which seems to have something to do with Tarot, and it’s from a place that’s proudly “SIMPLY THE BEST”, in quotes
• Jesus is the reason for the season doll’s dress, not including the doll
• Nativity cookie cutters, which look like two ghosts threatening a blob
• A photo of Christ in a church, apparently
• Motorola RAZR Jesus faceplate, in which the feet are replaced by a Motorola logo
• Howling Wolf coffee table, in which a wolf howls under the glass ceiling
• Lifesize Reindeer Stool, which is absolutely brillant and needs no explanation

Mucho thanks to the lovely N for gathering these. Happy safe times to everyone.