In Battlestar Galactica, which ended a couple of weeks ago, they characters swore. Just like in Red Dwarf, they used a made-up word instead of everyone’s favourite F***. Why not just swear? People’s mothers could be reading. Frack it all and smeg you.
Oh, and then see Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events. It’s wonderful. Jim Carrey’s very good and the execution is great.