Snakes on a Blog

Heard of Snakes on a Plane? It’s a shit film with a cool name that various bloggers thought would be really, really, cool. So bad it’s good, right? Well, nearly. They got a whole heap of stuff added to the film, easily the best bits, including the best line. The rest is a steaming pile o’crap, exactly the kind of nonsense that Hollywood churns out to keep people employed and US cable schedules full.

It’s bad, but not so bad it’s good. For proof, listen to the commentary, where the director and producers make fart jokes, tell you what you can already see, and generally prove themselves to be unworthy of being anywhere near either side of a camera. Not worth $1 on a Tuesday.