I have to sleep, so I’ll just say that Tim Burton’s new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is not a remake of the 1971 film. I’ve never seen that one; though it was on TV a week or so ago I just couldn’t get past “The Candyman Can” within the first five minutes. Sickly.

It’s another version of the book, the great book, the wonderful kids book by Roald Dahl. It’s not nice and Willy Wonka’s not a kind gentle uncle. Willy’s a freak. This movie rocks. Enjoy!