We know one of the contestants in The Mole in Australia! Stacey is a friend of my wifey Nic’s, and she’s lovely. Could she be the one? We don’t know, and wouldn’t tell you if we did. Nor do we get to watch it, being thousands of miles away from dreadful Australian commercial TV. That’s one thing we’re not anticipating happily.

SBS and Triple J, though, are almost worth moving continents for. If only you could get the BBC in Australia.