Just a few words. If you use these in your novel/play/etc. let me know.

“It’s a victimless crime. Or as close as is possible in today’s litigious age.”

I now have 2.5 jobs. Full time work does not yet agree with me. It will in time, but I’m just a bit shattered from five days of riding up and down the mountain in pissing rain. If I wanted rain like this, I’d have become a farmer, or never left England. Honestly, it’s been like London.

Sunny now, though, and with a fab new sofa. Mmm.