Hazel says: “tiny kangaroos live in the pouch” while pointing at her baby kangaroo. She also requests They Might Be Giants, usually “Gas” which is “Why Does The Sun Shine, AKA The sun is a mass of incandescent gas”. I know all the lyrics by now, but often that’s not good enough, and she’ll say “Gas on daddy’s iPhone”.

Yep. She says iPhone. And if the screen goes black she says “iPhone crashed”.