{"id":868,"date":"2011-01-26T20:27:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-26T10:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/?p=868"},"modified":"2011-01-26T20:27:00","modified_gmt":"2011-01-26T10:27:00","slug":"hazelwatch-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/hazelwatch-6\/","title":{"rendered":"Hazelwatch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two gems. The other day, she was complaining about how she didn&#8217;t like something. It might have been a piece of carrot. She said &#8220;It&#8217;s too crunchy.&#8221; It wasn&#8217;t, and we told her so. &#8220;It&#8217;s too soft then.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And tonight, at the top of her lungs, &#8220;I&#8217;M NOT YELLING!!!&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two gems. The other day, she was complaining about how she didn&#8217;t like something. It might have been a piece of carrot. She said &#8220;It&#8217;s too crunchy.&#8221; It wasn&#8217;t, and we told her so. &#8220;It&#8217;s too soft then.&#8221; And tonight, at the top of her lungs, &#8220;I&#8217;M NOT YELLING!!!&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=868"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}