{"id":51,"date":"2004-07-10T17:56:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-10T17:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/?p=51"},"modified":"2004-07-10T17:56:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-10T17:56:00","slug":"51","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/51\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, people can now read it again. Some kind of routine maintenance on the site brought it down at 4am UK time. But now it&#8217;s back and I&#8217;m talking about how it was down temporarily, instead of telling you about the USA.<\/p>\n<p>This is Chicago, a city in which I once worked for six weeks, after being sent here to help set up the US office of [A Company], my Australian employer. Many CEOs and managerial shakeups later (and a ton of politics under the bridge) the company folded in the US and survived back in Australia. But that&#8217;s another sorry tale.<\/p>\n<p>Here, now, it&#8217;s sunny, not under a foot of snow, and I&#8217;m here with my lovely wife instead of separated by thousands of miles. It&#8217;s not my birthday, and instead of sleeping in a small, dodgy hotel room with a pull-down bed, we&#8217;re staying with my new step-uncle in his fabbo loft apartment, typing this on a wireless keyboard plugged into a computer driving a huge plasma screen TV.<\/p>\n<p>This is more fun than last time.<\/p>\n<p>The trip so far? NYC was a blast, and I don&#8217;t know how we&#8217;d have topped that. Chicago deep dish pizza is one way, and we finally got our own last night, from Gino&#8217;s East down the road. An enormous, thick, fresh topless pizza pie, loaded with tomato, undercut with cheese, plus crumbled sausage and other things, but if I go on I&#8217;ll have to reach over to the fridge for a slice, and then the keyboard would get sticky and make nobody happy. It&#8217;s not even as bad for you as you&#8217;d think.<\/p>\n<p>Many other things, however, are. Servings are huge, as are a number of Chicagoans. New York seems to have a greater number of fitness\/fashion freaks, and more people drive here, so the average weight of the locals increases. The cars, though, are actually smaller. I guess New Yorkers don&#8217;t actually need to drive often, so those who do buy cars get them as status symbols. Here it&#8217;s a little more real. Cars are pushier, drivers less considerate to pedestrians. Spaces between interesting things are larger, and so walking is discouraged. Oh, the staff &#8211; certainly the security staff &#8211; at the Chicago Art Institute are just unfriendly, and the place closes early, at 4.30 sharp, with galleries 15 minutes before that. Example: it&#8217;s getting near closing time so we&#8217;re rushing a little. We ask a security guard where the restroom (that&#8217;s loo, toilet or bog to you) is, and she says in a bored manner, with a lingering undercurrent of distaste, that they&#8217;re down those stairs, if they haven&#8217;t been locked yet. (They lock the toilets a few minutes before they close.)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s also probably the only place I&#8217;ve been that forces you to check your bag, then charges for the privilege. So take advantage of their &#8220;pay as you wish&#8221; policy and pay them less; they&#8217;re mean and they don&#8217;t deserve it. Some nice impressionist works, though.<\/p>\n<p>So while here, we&#8217;ve done some shopping &#8211; I must be up to about 30 shirts in my wardrobe by now, including the ones shipped home &#8211; been to the zoo, seen some tall buildings, some large open spaces, a highly reflective silver sculpture near a Gehry-designed roof (neither open yet, part of the unfinished Millenium Park, just a tad late) and been out to dinner with my new step-uncle, some new and interesting beers and a pizza pot pie &#8211; similar to a deep dish but kind of different. Very nice, though the hot cheese on top (after the table-based upturning ceremony) does tend to remind you what your arteries will look like after you&#8217;ve finished. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.<\/p>\n<p>Last night held some drinks with some of my step-uncle&#8217;s friends, the aforementioned Chicago pizza and Ferris Bueller&#8217;s Day Off &#8211; which is a Chicago movie. A proper Chicago evening.<\/p>\n<p>Today holds a peace fair and a folk festival, then a beer in the bar at the top of the John Hancock Building, if they let us in. Sure, the beers are expensive, but the view&#8217;s priceless, and the alternative is to pay to access the observation deck a floor above. So I&#8217;ll pay for the beer instead.<\/p>\n<p>More from the next stop, Star Prairie, where I meet my new step-siblings, the other 500+ residents of the town, and hang out with my dad and new stepmother. She&#8217;s not wicked at all. Well, maybe a little. I&#8217;ll post from the coal cellar and tell you all about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, people can now read it again. Some kind of routine maintenance on the site brought it down at 4am UK time. But now it&#8217;s back and I&#8217;m talking about how it was down temporarily, instead of telling you about the USA. 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