{"id":500,"date":"2009-02-11T09:55:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-11T09:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/?p=500"},"modified":"2009-02-11T09:55:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-11T09:55:00","slug":"500","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/500\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is the steamiest pile of crap I&#8217;ve seen in a looong time: <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/pepsibrand\">The Pepsi Gravitational Field<\/a>, in which the expansion of the universe is compared to the multiplication of Pepsi logos. If you&#8217;ve ever choked back vomit at phrases like <i>Establishment of a gravitational pull to shift from a \u201ctransactional\u201d experience to an \u201cinvitational\u201d expression<\/i> then get your barf bags ready.<\/p>\n<p>Remember, folks: you&#8217;re just selling sugary water.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the steamiest pile of crap I&#8217;ve seen in a looong time: The Pepsi Gravitational Field, in which the expansion of the universe is compared to the multiplication of Pepsi logos. If you&#8217;ve ever choked back vomit at phrases like Establishment of a gravitational pull to shift from a \u201ctransactional\u201d experience to an \u201cinvitational\u201d &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/500\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/500"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=500"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/500\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}