{"id":351,"date":"2007-07-01T06:16:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-01T06:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/?p=351"},"modified":"2007-07-01T06:16:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-01T06:16:00","slug":"351","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/351\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever wondered how to sell a bidet-in-a-toilet-seat in the most irritating way possible? Of course, you can&#8217;t mention bodily functions at any point. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cleanishappy.com\/\">Why not just talk about how happy the product will make you?<\/a> Beware of patronising Flash-based talking heads. Sickened yet? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/node\/33434\">Here&#8217;s<\/a> the antidote, from The Onion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever wondered how to sell a bidet-in-a-toilet-seat in the most irritating way possible? Of course, you can&#8217;t mention bodily functions at any point. Why not just talk about how happy the product will make you? Beware of patronising Flash-based talking heads. Sickened yet? Here&#8217;s the antidote, from The Onion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}