{"id":304,"date":"2006-12-23T00:25:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-23T00:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/?p=304"},"modified":"2006-12-23T00:25:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-23T00:25:00","slug":"304","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/304\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the spirit of Christmas and <a href=\"http:\/\/venganza.org\">Flying Spaghetti Monsters<\/a> everywhere, I present this wonderful list of Festive Shit on eBay:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/JESUS-MIRACLE-EYES-EYES-FOLLOW-YOU-POLYSTONE-NEW-N-BOX_W0QQitemZ290062550468QQihZ019QQcategoryZ1447QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem\">Jesus Miracle Eyes Polystone<\/a>, in which a simple optical illusion becomes a miracle<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/RARE-JESUS-TAROT-DECK-NIB-Psychic-GOD-AURA-Wicca_W0QQitemZ250061538336QQihZ015QQcategoryZ1523QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem\">The Jesus Deck<\/a>, which seems to have something to do with Tarot, and it&#8217;s from a place that&#8217;s proudly &#8220;SIMPLY THE BEST&#8221;, in quotes<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/Jesus-is-the-Reason-4-Hopscotch-Hill-16-Doll-by-Kdys_W0QQitemZ320062545148QQihZ011QQcategoryZ15978QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting\">Jesus is the reason for the season doll&#8217;s dress<\/a>, not including the doll<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/3-COOKIE-CUTTERS-Mary-Joseph-Baby-Jesus-in-Manger_W0QQitemZ260065530329QQihZ016QQcategoryZ4046QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem\">Nativity cookie cutters<\/a>, which look like two ghosts threatening a blob<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/IMAGE-OF-JESUS-CHRIST-THAT-APPEARED-IN-PHOTO_W0QQitemZ320063609540QQihZ011QQcategoryZ100224QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting\">A photo of Christ in a church<\/a>, apparently<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/MOTOROLA-V3-RAZR-RAZOR-COVER-FACEPLATE-CASE-JESUS-CROSS_W0QQitemZ170062562587QQihZ007QQcategoryZ108648QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting\">Motorola RAZR Jesus faceplate<\/a>, in which the feet are replaced by a Motorola logo<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/ws\/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&#038;item=140066593433&#038;ssPageName=MERC_VI_RUPX_BIN_Stores_IT&#038;refitem=140066635568&#038;itemcount=8&#038;refwidgetloc=active_view_item&#038;usedrule1=UpSell_LogicX&#038;refwidgettype=cross_promot_widget#ebayphotohosting\">Howling Wolf coffee table<\/a>, in which a wolf howls under the glass ceiling<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/Christmas-Reindeer-Lifesize-Fawn-Plant-Stand-Stool_W0QQitemZ320063887890QQihZ011QQcategoryZ95130QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting\">Lifesize Reindeer Stool<\/a>, which is absolutely brillant and needs no explanation<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Mucho thanks to the lovely N for gathering these. Happy safe times to everyone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the spirit of Christmas and Flying Spaghetti Monsters everywhere, I present this wonderful list of Festive Shit on eBay: Jesus Miracle Eyes Polystone, in which a simple optical illusion becomes a miracle The Jesus Deck, which seems to have something to do with Tarot, and it&#8217;s from a place that&#8217;s proudly &#8220;SIMPLY THE BEST&#8221;, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/304\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}