{"id":30,"date":"2004-01-19T00:29:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-19T00:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/?p=30"},"modified":"2004-01-19T00:29:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-19T00:29:00","slug":"30","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/30\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s the best two lines of song lyrics you can think of that will fit engraved on an <a href=\"http:\/\/store.apple.com\/\">iPod<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>None of this &#8220;Happy Birthday&#8221; crap. It&#8217;s got to fit in the 27 character limit, be two contiguous song lines, and no swearing, cause they won&#8217;t let you. But a good pair of lines, as you&#8217;ll have to live with them for the life of the beast.<\/p>\n<p>An easy one: &#8220;it&#8217;s oh so quiet\/it&#8217;s oh so still&#8221;. Or maybe &#8220;rameses! colossus!\/rameses! colossus!&#8221;. Along the same lines: &#8220;there is joy in repetition\/there is joy in repetition&#8221;. Or&#8230; &#8220;i palindrome i\/man o nam&#8221;? Enjoy. And if you signed up for one click purchasing, it&#8217;s your own damn fault.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s the best two lines of song lyrics you can think of that will fit engraved on an iPod? None of this &#8220;Happy Birthday&#8221; crap. It&#8217;s got to fit in the 27 character limit, be two contiguous song lines, and no swearing, cause they won&#8217;t let you. But a good pair of lines, as you&#8217;ll &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/30\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}