{"id":199,"date":"2006-03-11T12:18:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-11T12:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/?p=199"},"modified":"2006-03-11T12:18:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-11T12:18:00","slug":"199","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/199\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is this the best Simpsons line ever, from something found on a tape the other night? Lisa: &#8220;The mound builders worshiped turtles as well as badgers, snakes, and other animals.&#8221; Bart: &#8220;Thank god we&#8217;ve come to our senses and worship a carpenter who lived 2000 years ago.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well, for this lefty atheist, it&#8217;s pretty close.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is this the best Simpsons line ever, from something found on a tape the other night? Lisa: &#8220;The mound builders worshiped turtles as well as badgers, snakes, and other animals.&#8221; Bart: &#8220;Thank god we&#8217;ve come to our senses and worship a carpenter who lived 2000 years ago.&#8221; Well, for this lefty atheist, it&#8217;s pretty close.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}