{"id":19,"date":"2003-09-20T23:49:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-20T23:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/?p=19"},"modified":"2003-09-20T23:49:00","modified_gmt":"2003-09-20T23:49:00","slug":"19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/19\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I haven&#8217;t blogged in a while. And there are big things happening, like trying to buy a house, for one. But right now, it&#8217;s late, late at night. And one of the funniest things sprung back into my consciousness the other day:<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/onion3616\/new_toilet_paper.html\">The Onion | This New Toilet Paper Is So Soft And Absorbent!<\/a>. Read, laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I haven&#8217;t blogged in a while. And there are big things happening, like trying to buy a house, for one. But right now, it&#8217;s late, late at night. And one of the funniest things sprung back into my consciousness the other day:The Onion | This New Toilet Paper Is So Soft And Absorbent!. Read, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/19\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funwithstuff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}